Chad Errio
Monday, March 8, 2010
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Chad Errio
Your HometownSeatonville, Illinois. Population: 320
What is it you do besides be snarky on the internet, iImean do you have a job?
Yes, kinda, but not now....... I'm a Union Sheet Metal Worker and also a Union Cement Finisher. Unfortunately, there's no work in either trade. So I've been spending so much time being "snarky" on the internet, I've started writing again. And that has brought me to a new place- stand up comedy. (Which doesn't pay crap either, but at least I have a legitimate reason to be a smart ass.)
What's your fave memory from childhood?
Having the freedom to just roam the small town I grew up in. Just going outside to play. No play dates, no video games, no packed schedules like my kids have. Just me & my friends, playing in the dirt, the woods, where ever. As long as I was home by dinner, it was all good. My poor kids have more on their plate than a fat guy at a buffet. They don't have time to "just be a kid".
What's the best thing about living in the middle of Illinois?
Besides having all the corn you could possibly want? I love the seasons. Both of them- "S***, is it cold!" and "God, its f***ing hot!" I love having all the free time that boredom provides. And alcoholism isn't that big of a deal when EVERYONE around you is drunk......
What 3 things are you looking forward to in 2010?
1. Going to North Carolina this summer to be the best man in my bestest buddy's wedding
2. Finishing all the projects around the house (sidewalks, pond, & patio fireplace) in time to have a big party for all our family & friends.
3. FINALLY having that penis reduction surgery that people have been telling me I have needed for YEARS.
What 3 things do you wish had never happened in 2009?
I don't really have any regrets. I wish the economy wasn't so bad so I would have worked more, but other than being broke, 2009 wasn't a bad year. It might have been better if "the incident" in the Lane Bryant dressing room hadn't happened, but hey, they need to post a sign if you're not allowed to do that.....
Why are you so awesome?
You wouldn't believe how often I get asked that question. Its not easy. I had my appendix removed and a second awesome gland put in its place. When I cry, my tears are liquid awesomeness that can cure the sick & feed the starving. But instead, I drink my tears, multiplying my awesomeness tenfold. Be careful not to stare directly at me, for my awesomeness has been known to blind the weak.
Another person that my husband is related to that is waaaay over the top. I think we need to spend more time in Seatonville to see if he says these sort of things amongst family. hmmm maybe that's a plan for Easter? happy bunnies and warm family moments with chad.
4 comments:
Okay, that seriously was the funniest interview to date. What a great guy to have at a party. Fun!
...penis reduction surgery... ha - honesty is refreshing.
Thanks for referring to me as "another person that my husband is related to".... lmao. As hard as you try, you can't change the fact that we're family now.
well coming from a very small family, encountering a relative of pete's in central illinois is as easy as opening a can of old milwaukee
Had the surgery was well worth it.By the way grew lived in Seatonville and played little league with the Errio twins. Miss those woods too.my dad was the pastor there till 1965.If i come for a visit ill say hi.
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