Ask a Geologist: Because Race Cake

I want to bake the f#ck out of some cakes and decorate them. I, however, don't want to eat them. Aside from doing this for a bake sale, to what or whom could I give said cakes? I want like one slice, if that.

Sometimes I have my friend, TheGunShow consult with me on tough questions.

Craftmaster3000: work?

TheGunShow: tiny cakes? but that's not a scalable solution to learning to decorate cakes.

yeah work is true

Craftmaster3000: also cupcakes yes!

TheGunShow: and school... sendall: FREE CAKE IN KITCHEN

Craftmaster3000: I bring leftovers to work all the time or send them to b's work. people flip out.

TheGunShow: ha ha

yeah

F*CK YEAH

Craftmaster3000: or firestations!

TheGunShow: aw that's sweet

FIRE DOGS LOVE CAKE

Craftmaster3000: OMG OM NOM WOOF

TheGunShow: or nursing homes

WHO HAS DIEBETES???

Craftmaster3000: A better question is where can't you bring cake?

TheGunShow: lol

truefax

Can we decorate/make cakes together?

Craftmaster3000: also freezing them is goooood

YES

I love to bake. It's one of my favoritest things which is kind of a problem.

TheGunShow: We could hold fundraiser cake walks

TheGunShow: or sell them for fundraising

FOR OUR RACE CAR

Craftmaster3000: YES

TheGunShow: AND TEAM HOODIES

Craftmaster3000: why make cakes? because race car!

TheGunShow: YES

would it be lame if our team name was Because Race Car?

Craftmaster3000: Mmmmm...maybe :(

But not cause I don't love it

TheGunShow: rippy offy

Craftmaster3000: h8rs

and such

TheGunShow: mm

Craftmaster3000: But our name could be a question

and people'd be like, "why is your team name a question?"

and we'd say ...

TheGunShow: BECAUSE RACE CAR