The world according the Steven Wright

The wisdom of Steven Wright  

• There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
• How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
• When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child . . . eventually.
• I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.